BUSTED: Tony Woodlief nails people who insist on all lower case for their names or use only one name:

Bell Hooks. Bell Hooks. That's capital B, capital H. What's that, Bell? You want to be called "bell hooks," sans capitals? Too bad. I'm a capitalist, this is English, and you are Bell by God Hooks. So get over yourself.

It's hilarious.

(We won't discuss that, as you can see by my tagline, he's busting me too. I do use appropriate capitals in the non-bloggish world.)