BUSTED: Tony Woodlief nails people who insist on all lower case for their names or use only one name:
Bell Hooks. Bell Hooks. That's capital B, capital H. What's that, Bell? You want to be called "bell hooks," sans capitals? Too bad. I'm a capitalist, this is English, and you are Bell by God Hooks. So get over yourself.
(We won't discuss that, as you can see by my tagline, he's busting me too. I do use appropriate capitals in the non-bloggish world.)